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who needs some?
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What’s the depreciation like on one vs a new cow? Are they certified preowned cows? Do they come with a warranty?
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paging Tavarish
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all good questions
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“How you can buy a champion Brahma on a Holstein heifer budget”
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All used cows sold “as is,” no warranties express or implied.
This does not, however, relieve the seller of liability for odometer tampering on said cows.
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Does the horn work?
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lols!!!!
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I am …. intrigued.
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I’m more worried about VIN etching and undercoating upsells on the cows, really, and whether they’ve had all their shots, I mean recalls.
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I laughed way too hard at this
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Sorry, but once you sign the papers that cow is yours. I don’t care if it explodes as you drive it off the lot.
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Define...”used” cow.
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On the old cows, you’d sometimes have trouble with the EGR (Exhaust grass recirculation) tubing and stymie the moochanics. Fortunately, modern rumination controls systems are more streamlined and report to the On-Bovine Diagnostics system better.
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“Why buy a Jersey when you can have this used Holstein for less?”
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Only if the Cowfax report turns up clean.